“you cannot kill me in a way that matters” is so raw and powerful but it comes from an incomprehensible shitpost about mushrooms
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i think I’m still in awe of when I saw this lesbian couple about a month ago, with one girl wearing a plaid flannel and her girlfriend wearing a skirt with the exact same plaid pattern. They’re on some cosmic level of lesbianism that I can only aspire to reach
one time i was in a pub in london and saw lemonade on the menu and i was like mmmm lemonade!!! but i’ve been to australia and been tricked before so i was like hey is this actual lemonade lemonade or is it just sprite and she was like it’s actual lemonade so i ordered some and she brought it back and it was sprite. i hate england